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getoutofmyheadcharles:

homestucks-and-shit:

swagscats:

bagmilk:

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

actually my friend had an operation last year and she was legally dead for seven minutes from loss of blood and she said it literally feels like absolutely nothing

that’s not comforting

That’s the most comforting thing there is.

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grayskiesfashion:

GiantEye - Lock Pick Earrings

Because sometimes you just need a pair of fancy earrings that double as lock picks
- Gray

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terezi-pie-rope:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body
it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website


OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

*pounds gavel*OHHHHHOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

terezi-pie-rope:

shamelesslyunladylike:

lesradicalfeminisms:

tumbling-torterra:

a-strawbarry:

houseofheavy:

etspiritusvitae:

the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

*~*~follow for more fragile male ego~*~*

The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

*pounds gavel*
OHHHHH
OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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carrotsforferrets:

people (and bethesda, jesus christ) tend to forget that according to the lore, there are multiple types of Khajiiti. We only typically see the Suthay-Rhats, but Khajit can be born with multiple levels of feline appearance dependent on the moon cycle they are born under. On one end of the spectrum you have some Khajiit who look practically like Bosmer with cat whiskers, and on the other end you have Khajiit who legit just look like housecats but still have sentience and intelligence. For instance, this would be considered to be a perfectly normal Khajiit family in Elsweyr.

carrotsforferrets:

people (and bethesda, jesus christ) tend to forget that according to the lore, there are multiple types of Khajiiti. We only typically see the Suthay-Rhats, but Khajit can be born with multiple levels of feline appearance dependent on the moon cycle they are born under. On one end of the spectrum you have some Khajiit who look practically like Bosmer with cat whiskers, and on the other end you have Khajiit who legit just look like housecats but still have sentience and intelligence. For instance, this would be considered to be a perfectly normal Khajiit family in Elsweyr.

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vivacosima:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

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ooftheblog:

Latest 6-pager.

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saicrypt:

Hey! So this all started as a simple random color script for Paint Tool Sai but now it’s starting to grow into something bigger!

This is SaiPal. It is a tool I wrote after reverse engineering Paint Tool Sai for so long and reads/writes directly to its memory to do a lot of cool features!

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  • Aragorn cosplayer: Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?
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kristinkemper:

fat. cats.
[buy prints!]

kristinkemper:

fat. cats.

[buy prints!]

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cautioncat:

bartender. I have had a rough day. one moo on the rocks, please.

cautioncat:

bartender. I have had a rough day. one moo on the rocks, please.

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getoutofmyheadcharles:

royalprincepastel:

meatbicyclevevo:

pessimistfeminist:

meatbicyclevevo:

yeah you’re the one that let someone blow smoke into a kitten’s face <3

Sure am lol

hhahaha nice!!!! here let me show every1!

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hahahaha!!!!!!!!

What the hell is wrong with you? No, no really, I want to know what part of your brain is missing that would normally be there to say “hey, that’s pretty fucked up, don’t so that”.  You are hurting that innocent animal. That animal can’t say “no” or “stop” and it can’t tell you when it’s hurting, but trust me, just because you can’t tell doesn’t mean that it’s nonexistent. Marijuana when in a cat’s system can kill your cat. It causes vomiting, a slow heart rate, going into a coma, and seizures.

Think for a second. You are picking up an animal and forcing it to inhale a painful smoke into their lungs, which can damage the lungs and make the animal suffer if it has lung issues prior to inhaling or asthma. Don’t do it. Can’t you see that you’re hurting an animal that can’t make you stop, you are forcing it to suffer and that’s fucked up. You don’t deserve animals.

Please signal boost this, I want this fucker caught for possession of drugs and animal abuse.

I did not know that Marijuana could do so much harm to a cat.  Neither does any stoner on the planet.  We should share this information, because I knew a lot of dudes who did this thinking they were helping their cat relax.  I’m sure this guy didn’t know either, so let’s not sick the cops on him for some dumb mistake.  Educate him instead of incarcerate him, because idiot kids deserve a second chance.

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neverlookidly:

fantasynolife:

have I ever mentioned, that there is a vampire-cat in my neighborhood?

baby sabertooth omg

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idonegaffedit:

i accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick up line ever. i started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and i went “If everything around me is all my imagination, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with” she was speechless for a solid five minutes.

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meowvgonspengler:

1950S SLANG IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IT IS SO RIDICULOUS

LOOK AT

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WHAT IS THIS

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DUCK BU TT I AM LAUGHING

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RAZZ

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BERRIES

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gamma—crucis:

The Crab Nebula is a supernova remnant and pulsar wind nebula found in the constellation of Taurus. At it’s center lies a neutron star 28-30km across, that emits radiation from gamma rays to radio waves. It is not visible to the naked eye, but can be seen using a telescope or binoculars.

Image Credit: NASA, ESA, ESO